He (s)he series - Nanban amaivadellam
Feb 14th. 200X.
He is returning from Ahmedabad to Chennai in Navjeevan Exp. The train reaches Vijayawada on time.
He’s cell phone rings and vibrates, his “Nanban” from chennai calling.
He cuts the call.
“Tharudhalai, stupid fellow. Sunday enna padam polaamnu periya doubt vandhirukkum, idhukku naan roaming la irukkenu therinchum call adikaraaan. CellPhone Prepaid charge vera illa…”
Nanban calls again. He cuts the call again.
Abba!. This time there is no call for 5 minutes.
Exactly after five minutes,
He gets a call, this time from a different number.
“Yaara irukkum? indha tharudhalaya dhaan irukkum. but ivan vera line la irundhu ellam call panna maataaney? vera edhavadhu important calla irundha?
nama vera namba number ai matrimony profile la ellam pottu vechirukkom. yedhavadhu ponnu namma profile a parthu impress agi call pannina? Seri eduthu parpom, indha tharudhalaya irundha cut pannidalaam…”
“Hello”
“Hello”, wow a female voice.
Not the usual suspect. Nalla velai eduthom. Valentines day vera! Nalla aarambam…
“Hello”
The line gets disconnected. Aargh!!!
The mobile rings again.
“Hello”
“Hello”, the same female voice.
The line gets disconnected again. Madras ponadhum mudale service provider a mathanum. Worstu serivce.
He waits for a minute. No call this time…..
“Why dont i make a call? After all she called twice. Its only fair that i show interest and call back! Mudalaye nammala thappa ninaika koodadhu la. First impression is the best impression…”
He thinks for a minute and then decides to call the number
“Hello”
“Hello”, the same female voice.
” Hello, i am ………., i got a call from this number….May i know who is on the other end?”
” Good morning sir,we are from ABN Amro, we are giving free life time free credit card sir, no annual charges… Quick processing….”
“Err…Sorry, i am not interested”
He cuts the call. Grrr!…..
“Chey, prepaid la paisa illadha nerathiley vettiya oru call, aduvum roaming la, aduvum credit card vikkara ponnuku…”
A few minutes passes by and He gets an SMS. His Nanban
“Porambokku!, naan phone pannina edukaa maatey, oru figure phone pannina call cut aana kooda neeya phone pani pesuviya? Nee maanasthana nu parka naandhaan en aalai vittu unakku phone panna sonnen.
Ippo dhaan enakku call panni vishayathai sonna..
hehehe nalla naala aduvuma sema BULB vangirukey .. Btw Happy Valentines day da machaan…”
February 14th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
again a real he1-he2 story.. the he travelling by Navajivan is certainly the expert dabbler himself!
February 14th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Ehehhe good one - pavam he 1 hehehe
February 14th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
hi prabhu,
enna payangarama kalachuttanga pola, neenga thana antha “he”
February 14th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
LOL… nice one PK… so neenga thaan antha credit card ponnuku call panningala?
February 14th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
PK,
Sontha kadhai Soga Kadhaya?????
hey,when r u planning to release ur next part of Kadai Neram???
awaiting Part 7
srivee
February 14th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
kadhai title ipdi vechirukalaam “expert dabbler in Navjeevan Exp”
February 14th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
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February 14th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Hahaha nice call. nalla serippu.
February 14th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
after all pasangaLukku evanaavadhu romaning-la irundhu call pannuvaana…
he pannadhu romba correct
February 14th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
gowri,
naan eludaradu ellam real story illa maganey.
visith,
Danks u:)
veda,
he naan illa. train travelling part mattum unmai. mithadhu ellam kadhai:)
February 14th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
NK
danks. ana mothamum unmai illa. karpani neraya nfact:)
sri,
will write soon. i started writing y’day aprom dropped it.
btw i guess yr workplace and mine are close by.:)
chakra,
idhu athanayum unmai illa. koncham koncham unmai:)
February 14th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
jeevan,
danks:)
balaji,
nee dhaan namba aalu:)
February 14th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Epdiyo nalla irundha seri PK
February 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
BTW, who is this he???
February 14th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
bulb vangina he yarunu enakuu theriyum
anyway happy V PK.. enzoi maadi 
February 15th, 2006 at 2:32 am
LOL
I’ve been there done that.!!
February 15th, 2006 at 6:35 am
jo chetta,
He - factional. part fiction and part facts:)
anand prabhu,
Now, dont jump to conclusions:)
NV sir,
danks:)
February 15th, 2006 at 6:35 am
WA,
unga asirvadham eppovum thevai:)
February 15th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Hahaha…
February 16th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Good one PK. BTW although I did not comment, I didn’t miss any of your posts. Actually I was the first to comment on the post where you had mentioned me (and thanks for that - dunno if I deserve it :-)) and had also linked to the post from mine but somehow did not want to blow my own trumpet and so removed both my link and my comment. Look forward to more of these He/(S)he pieces from you
February 16th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
vanathi
danks
thennavan,
danks:) andha cmment parthen.was wondering why u deleted it:)
February 17th, 2006 at 3:47 am
PK your friend did a good trick. Anyhow anyone would have been trapped by this idea… when you are in the marriage market, and you have given your phone contact in the advt., it is natural to call.