Patents and a future billionaire

The fact of the matter, the US has granted a patent. Patent for what?
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As one commentor says, this is the kind of thing that makes the world a terrible place.

I am thinking about applying a patent in an interesting area.
I am going to apply a patent for the art and science of lovemaking. Once i get this, anyone who engages in any sexual act covered under it will have to pay me a licence fee. Vatsayananar be damned, i was the first who staked a claim for a patent, mind you!

Now don’t be so pessimistic, the folks who are there in the US patents office might actually grant me the patent. Now, is it not the most prized knowledge across the globe? Why not patent it?

So any or all gorgeous girls who want to marry a prospective billionaire (based on IPR holdings) can get in touch with me soon.

30 day free trial.
Before i forget! once i get the patent, I will give you all 30 days time, not a day more, to engage in it to your hearts content and then start paying me licence fee from the 31st day :D
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A related joke on IPR,

He: “Do you know why free software movement did not take off in India as expected?”

She:”Why?”

He: “Cos, in India even Windows is free :))”

3 Responses to “Patents and a future billionaire”

  1. Ganesh Says:

    interestin one pk.
    I was reading Sri Ravi Shankars interview, were he said if he doesnt patent his method someone might and others might not able to practise at all
    Sad isnt it.

    Actually Bikram got patent for yog and called it Bikram Yoga no one can practise it without royalties for him, how abt that ?

  2. Prabu Karthik Says:

    ganesh

    actually i wanted to write about patents intricacies -process and product patents. but adukku ellam padikanum:(

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