It’s a bad bad bad world!!
Grrr. Some of the tasks these buddies of mine assign me…. Jeez!!!
Even this had a potential to be a He He post. But me refraining from that due to ..well nothing. Forget it.
2 days back, a friend of mine from NJ, pinged me in Yahoo…
He: “maapila, enakku oru info venum. Oru ponnu matter..( aaha, interesting aana mattera irukke?)
Me: “sollu sollu!! Unakku illadhadha”
He: “Ponnu per K~ M~. iva P~@#$%^ la (ennoda pazhaya employer) work panraala nu parkanum”
Me was 
Coz P~@#$%^ has abt 6000 associates. Have offices in about 6 places in chennai alone.
Me:“Dei, idellam unakke koncham overa therila? 6000 per irukaanga da”
He: “Dei, vennai, enakku nee apdi oru ponnu irukaa nu mattum confirm panni sollu..”
He also gave me a brilliant idea
He: “Lotus Notes la ava pera un friends yaarayavadhu type panna sollu. Mail id vandha confirm ayittu povudhu”
How simple? That was some lateral thinking!! I only prayed there was no multiple K~ M~s.
I decided to call my friends who are still working there for this uncle’s job ( maama na uncle dhaane?)
“Koocha padame unmayai sollu prabu, unakku vandha alliance dhaaney?” This from a female friend and colleague in my prev. company to whom I requested this help . Hmph!!!
We found out that no such name existed.
‘How bad!’ I thought. Looks like someone has given my dear friend wrong information to frustrate him.
‘Chey, enna irundhaalum oru kanni payyan manasu (nanban)innoru kanni payyanuku (me) dhaaney theriyum?’
It’s a bad bad world out there I cursed inside.
Meanwhile this guy went underground for 3 days.
He resurfaced back online today.
Me: “dei, appadi oru ponnum illayaam da”
He: “Parava illai. Vidu da”
Me: “Ennada ipdi sollite. Yaaru thappaaana info kuduthu unnai alaya vekkiraanga. Nee ivlo easya solitte?”
He:“Adellam onnum Illai da. Office la bore adichuttu irundhana! Vettiya Matrimony sites browse panninen. Indha ponnu supera irundha… enga jadhi vera(!!) profile la ‘BE graduate, working in a top IT company in Chennai’ nu potirundhudhu….”
He:“Adhaan ovvoru company a namba friends moolama ipdi oru ponnu irukaala nu visarichuttu irukken( evlo magathaana kariyam?). Idhu varaikum WIPRO, TCS, CTS, INFY ellam kettuten, innum IGATE, VERIZON laam kekkanum. Adhaan apdiye P~!@#$$ layum ketten…vera yaaravdhu friends irundha avanga company ipdi oru ponnu irukaalaa nu JLT kettu paaru? Enna?
Me:“(Ada paavi, idellam oru pozhapaa da) Sarcastically Nee onnu pannu. NASSCOM website poneena, madras la enna enna IT companies irukku nu oru list irukkum. Adhai vechu meedhi companies ellam try panni paaru”
“Ah idhu super idea machi. Enakku thonama pochey!!”
The worst part was he never got my sarcasm. Sigh!!!
It’s a bad bad bad world!!
April 26th, 2006 at 2:28 am
ROTFL….
Man that was funny!
PK enakum oru favor venum, nan thaniya email panren…
April 26th, 2006 at 3:57 am
Starting with P. Six more letters. several locations in chennai. Romba secretive company thaan
April 26th, 2006 at 7:57 am
hehhe oh my ithuku than mama vehlai pannakudadhunu sohlradhu
April 26th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Hi Prabu
Back after a long time. Hope you remember me. We met at the bloggers’ meet. And of coz I got the company name that you were speaking about.
April 26th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
haha… ungala partha elorukkum elichavanna thariethu polla.
April 26th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
PK,
Idu verikkum, velaila velai panna madiri eduvumey ezhudalaye neenga:))
April 26th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Hahaha….
neenga thaan ipdi nu nenacha…unga friends um idhey case thaana….
:))
Swapna
April 26th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
ksprabhu,
unakku illamala? aana 101 USD selavu agum. annual subscription fee:D
ttm,
seri seri.. ippo neengale oorai kooti solluveenga pola irukku?
visith,
unmai dhaan. me learning now:(
April 26th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Swaminathan,
Hey how r u? long time no see:)
jeevan,
aanaalum adai ivlo theliva nee solliruka venaam!!
casement,
adhu seri. edhavadhu pannina dhaaney eludharadhukku:))
just kidding. unmayile naan sincere sigamani madam
April 26th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
swapna,
Hey How r u?
Grr…idhu ellam koncham over.
ama ingey enna pannitu irukkey?
naanga yedo bachelor pasanga edho poludhu pogama utkarndhuttu irukkom!!!
naan en frined madhiri ellam illai. straighta andha ponnu kitteye ketruven:)
April 27th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
ROTFL…
April 28th, 2006 at 8:56 am
hehe.. neenga intha velai..i mean double MA eppo start panuneenga :))) ROTFL