Folks,
my heartfelt thanks to each one of u for yr get well soon wishes….i’m still at home nursing my damaged foot but then idle mind is PK’s workshop.
So I’m starting a new series so that others can laugh at my expense.. ofcourse not all of this is true but its not total imagination either
It’s an exaggeration of a situation i was in sometime back.
Arisi Uppuma Software India Limited
He is in his office working sincerely, for a change. It was lunch time and that was one of the reasons. He ku gratitude adhigam.
Soru podara company ku oru naalaiku 1 hr avadhu work pannalena enna manusnhan nu feeling vandhirum.
His existing company, for now lets keep it as Kotsu Software Ltd. (Name parthuttu don’t imagine to be a Japanese or Korean company. Arisi uppuma Kotsu combination nalla irukkum nu peru vechen:D)
He has been working there for the past 2 yrs. In this situation he gets a call in the office landline
He: Hello This is He from Ui Design team.
Hello, He epdi irukeenga? Ennai therilaya? Naan dhaan Kadhir pesaren?Pazhaya HR…
He: Hello Kadhir epdi irukeenga? Rombo naal achu..?
Neenga engey Uppuma la dhaaney irukeenga? Epdi irukku? 6 Months irukkuma neenga poi?
Kadhir: Supera poittu irukku. Aprom ungalukku epdi pogudhu?
He: Hehe as usual dhaan.. ungalukku thaan theriyume!!! poittu irukku…
Kadhir: He aprom unga team la Sathya, Saravanan yaarum illaya?
He: Ellam saaptutu dhum adikka poirukaanga! Namakku dhaan adhu kooda theriyadhe….
Kadhir:Enna He virakthiya pesareenga?…. Why dont u seek a change?
He: Change na? Vera opportunities a? Hmmm..
Kadhir: Neenga onnu pannunga, idhai pathi office landline la pesa vendaam, en mobile number tharen adhukku call panna mudiyuma?.
He: He notes down the number. Comes out of the office building. Goes into a quiet corner and calls Kadhir’s mobile
Kadhir: Hello He, oru super opportunity irukku. Immediate a onsite pogalaam. Long term.. naan guarantee tharen…ungalukku evlo varusham experience?
He: 3+ yrs..
Kadhir: Ahaa dharalama podhum unga skillset la dhaan naan aal thedittu irundhen… Namba pasanga sathya, saravanan yaarayavadhu pidikalaam nu irundhen.. ungalukku luck,, neenga call edutheenga….
He: Enna madhiri work Kadhir?
Kadhir: neenga pannitu irukara adhey design velai dhaan…
He: Enna domain Kadhir? BFSI? Not that He cared for domains and sub domains.
Edhavadhu kekkanume?
Kadhir: Cha cha adellam indha TCS madhiri jujube pasanga panradhu.. namba range vera!! Defence
He is shocked… Defence? Defence related software ellam pentagon la dhaaney pannuvaanga? Oh My God!! He was thrilled to the core on the prospect that he was going to see pentagon for real… Enna oru chance da He.
In his mind He was already flying in the air… Not knowing that he will be rudely brought back to earth soon…
He: Interview eppo kadhir?
Kadhir: Super speed a irukeengale? Modalle unga resume anupunga .. client kitte anupichuttu oru varthai ok ana udaney interview date solren….usualla telephone interview a dhaan irukkum….
He decided to go for the interview.
Elders always say Sani Bhagwan comes and catches us at the precise moment. For He Sani bhagwan came through that dreaded phone call…