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Q: Naayadi Peyyadi endral enna?
A: Naayadi Peyyadi yenapadavadhu yaadhenin ‘ivan rombo nallavan da, evlo adichaalum thanguvaan ‘ nu Australian batsmen Indian bowlers ku kudukaradhu!

Q: Vetty Bandha endral enna endru oru siru kurippu varaiga!!
A: Indian bowlers adikadi muyarchi pannuvadhu. Udharanama namma Indian Bowler Manasaatchi oru over podum bodhu epdi irukkum nu paarpom

1st ball. Wide outside the off stump. Wide given.

IB manasaatchi: cha wide. Parava illa. Adutha balla compensate pannidanum.

2 nd ball. Wide down the leg side

IB manasaatchi: Epdi first ball offside la wide pottom. Indha ball leg side la pottutom. Nammale wicket ku rendu pakkamum poda mudiyum nu prove pannitom.

3rd ball. Overpitched. Cover driven for four.

IB manasaatchi: I lured him to drive. Adhe dhaan panninaan. Four pona parava illa. Namba expect panradhu panraana? Adhaan mukiyam!! Adutha ball namba short pitch a poduvom nu nenapaan batsman. Kirukkan. Namba yaaru?!!

4th ball. Overpitched again and cover driven for four again.

IB manasaatchi: hehehe. Epdi ivana namba vechutten. Adutha ball vera madhiri podanum.

5th ball: Short pitched. Pulled over midwicket for four more. Too add honour to glory it’s a no-ball too.

IB manasaatchi: Namba no-ball um poda muidyum nu kamichutom. Andha kaalathile Wasim akram ku dhaan rombo variety nu solvaanga. Ippo Akram ku aduthu namba dhaan!! Oru over la evlo variety! Ella vidhamaavum pottachu!

Indha ball um short pitched a poduvom nu expect pannuvaan batsman. Namba yaaru??!!

6th ball: bowled full on the batsman’s legs. Effortlessly flicked to midwicket for four more.

Rahul Dravid gives a Kappale Kavundhu Pochu look.

IB manasaatchi: Captain rombo feel panraaru. Koncham run povudhu nu nenaikiraaro? But namba strike bowler la? Koncham apdi ipdi pova dhan seyyum!! Seri pona povudhu.
Micha 3 ball well outside the offstump poduvom. Captain kovichuginu aduthu over kudukaama irundhida poraaru!

Actualla innaiku run-e poyirukaadhu. But enna panradhu. Enakku bowl panna solli kudutha End seri illa. Northern end. Innaiku ‘Vadakku soolam ’ nu daily sheet calendar la potrundhadhu! Appave nenachen.

7th,8th and 9th ball (since he bowled 2 wides and 1 no ball) : Bowled well outside the offstump. Adhai thottu wicket keeper kitte catch kuduthu out aaga avan enna Indian Super Star batsman a? The batsman having made a killing for the over prudently lets it go to the keeper. The umpire gives a close look but then decides,’pozhachu pogattum ivan aprom eppa dhaan over mudikaradhu? namakkum kaal ellam valikudhu. Square leg pakkam poi koncham relaxed a iruppom!’

And so he decides not to call it a wide!

IB manasaatchi: Last balla potta udaney, stylea batsman a parthu look vidanum..Ennamo avan beaten aana madhiri!. Who knows yedhavadhu Ad film director nammaloda profile view TV la parthuttu nalla irukku nu Ad ku book panninaalum pannuvaaru. Namalum naalu kaasu parkanum la!??

Q: Indhiya cricket il vazhakamaaga nadakum arpudhangal enna?
A: Neraya irruku. Udharanama India – Australia match result ellam match nadaradhukku munnadiye kitta thatta….illa illa…. urudhiyaave therinjudum. Match nadaradhukku munnadiye result theriyaradhu periya adhisayam illaya? Aana idhu indhiya cricket la sarva saadharanam!!!

Q: Indhiya vil Puriyadha pudhir enna?
A: Indhiya cricket rasiganin napaasai dhaan. Ethanai match naayadi peyyadi vangi tothaalum, innum match na irukara velai ellam vittutu road la TV kadai kitte ninnu match parkuradhu vera enna vaam?

Q: Indhiyargalin nagaichuvai unarvu ku oru udharanam solla mudiyuma?

A: Innum 1983 world cup jeyichadha TV la potu kaatitu, Adutha world cup namakku dhaan nu sila commentators solradhu ellam vera enna nu nenaikireenga? Ponga saar, ungalukku Sense of Humour e illa! Idhai ellam poi seriousa eduthukittu!!

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