He He Series (Relative-ity)
Language : Thanglish
He 1: Pretends to work in Office when his mobile rings.
He 2: “Hello He1 Annan a?”
He 1: “Hello Aama..”
He 2: “Anney epdi irukeenga?… naan He2 pesuren.. veetla periyamma laam sowkiyama? “
He 1: “Hello Dei epdi da irukkey. Naan nalla irukken. Rombo naal aachu pesi. Enge irukke ippo?Velai ellam epdi pogudhu? “
(But his brain is running a query which he hoped would find out the possible reason for this guy’s call. After all, if some relative gets too affectionate all of a sudden after eons of no contact, there is something to worry about)
He 2: “Madras vandhirukeen anney! Ingey dhaan @@@ company la serndhirukken. Accounts parkanum… Maasam 6000 sambalam. Irukka, thanga ellam avangiley kudukraainge. Saapaadum avangile kudukaraainge..”
He1: “Parava illaye.. nalla velaya dhanda irukku.. Oorile onnuthukum illama vettiya pozhudai pokuradhuku idhu evlovo parava illai… Enamo nalla irundha seri! Aama enga thangirukka, epdi office poittu vare?”
He2: “Anney adhu pathi unga kitte kekalaam nu dhaan phone panninen…”
He1(Ahaa vechaan da aapu) : “Enna sollu da..”
He2: “Ippo Porur pakkathile irukken, madras la enga company ku 4,5 office irukku. Angitu ingitu pogara madhiri velai vera… “
He1: “Seri office la vandi kettu paaru da? “
He2: “Ketten anney… TVS 50 ku dhaan vangi tharuvaaingelaam. Namaku adellam seri pattu varaadhu ney.. “
He1 (Appo Merceds Benz kudutha adjust pannikuviyo?Ellam neram da!!):
He2: “Adhaan akkavai ketten…akka dhaan neenga nallavaru, ketta oru bike – Honda vo, illai Bajaj o vangi tharuveega nu sonna. Aprom vandi oota licence vera vanganuma annay?”
He1: (Ada paavi, kettiye oru kelvi! licence vaganuma nu kekarey? vandi na enna kadala mittai samaacharama? Pudusu vangina 50K. second hand na kooda 20K aagum. Ellam ivan appan vootu kaasu madhiri kekuraan… Mudiyahdu nu cut and righta sonna, oorla poi nambalai Nambiar range ku villain aakuvan…ivanai epdi samalikaradhu?..irukave irukku namba technique) “Hello”
He2: “Hello”
He1: (In a louder tone )“Hello”
He2: “Hello anney aan pesuradhu kekudha?”
He1: (Kathade da vennai , kaadu kizhiyudhu). Moves slightly away from his mobile
“Hello nee pesuradhu onnum kekalai. Naan pesuradhu kekudha? Signal seri illai. Voice break agudhu…..”
He2: “Hello”
He1: (In a louder tone )“Hello!” Hello!
(Thinks if it the act was authentic, and then simply disconnects the call and switches off the mobile for sometime)
Looks above and starts praying
“Kadavule, onnu enakku panam kaaikura maram kudu, illai indha madhiri kosu thollaigal kitte irundhu kaapaathu”
Even then he could not help but think about the audacity to ask for a bike as though it was a change for bus ticket!
January 16th, 2007 at 9:29 am
saar, ur unmai opinion? is this why the signal goes bad on ur cell just when i ask for treat?
January 16th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Nalla sondhakaaranga, adhu pathaadhunnu sooper friends vera! LOL
PS: adhu enna PK blogroll poora vellaikaara peraa irukke, namoorkaaranga blog ellam padikiradhillaiyaa?
January 16th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
vatsan,
Therinja seri
WA,
En nilamai ungalukaavadhu puriyudhe…
reg. blogroll template la default a irundhadhu… maathanum nu rombo naal aasai… unga dhayavile innaiku changed ;p
January 16th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
hmmm..
ippadyum iruppangalaa?
appo inime unga landline ku thaan adikkanam.
appo signal illa nu solla mudiyaadhu la
:))
ha ha ha…
January 17th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
யாருப்பா அங்கே எங்க அண்ணன் P.K வ டிஸ்டர்ப் பண்றது…
January 18th, 2007 at 6:32 am
monu,
nijama ipdiyum irukanga:)
sreekanth,
adhu! cha wish u were here in chennai
January 24th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
//
Aprom vandi oota licence vera vanganuma annay?”/
Neeinga romba nallavura sir.
ROTL