Archive for February 12th, 2007

‘Beeda Saits’ and being tongue-in-cheek

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Someone in blogosphere is teaching how to be ‘tongue-in-cheek’. So like any good student, let me try and learn it by a practical, hands-on approach.

The first lesson on your way to being tongue-in-cheek is to pass crude comments and make ridiculous generalisations.

The second lesson is to clearly state ‘to hell with being politically correct’ as some sort of disclaimer.

Also as if doing a big favour, one raider should be included which says there are always individual exceptions.

So, for the sake of learning this better, i am trying out an assignment of sorts.

Start meejik…

All those who live north of Vindhyas are ‘Beeda’ Saits.
‘Beeda’ Saits are obviously mentally retarded. And they keep proving that in blogosphere where they even have their own beedasaitpundit.com.

Those who do not cannot accept this basic fact suffer from some kind of insecurity.

And before i forget, it is hereby conveyed that I could not care less about being politically correct. And of course there are individual exceptions, but by and large I think people will agree with me.

Ah!, i’ve tried my assignment and i do not like it one bit.

So, to all intelligent, smart men and gorgeous women south of vindhyas, stay away from saitpundit.com and other tongue in cheek specialists.