Archive for July, 2008

Leftonomics*

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

The left parties want petrol hike to be reversed. Assume the government accedes to the demand. The government has to increase the subsidy on petrol. Who funds the subsidy? Taxes of course. Most of the tax revenue come from indirect taxes – central excise, customs and sales tax. Indirect taxes are by nature regressive – for a beedi bought, I pay the same tax as a guy who does not even work.

That is, when Bobben Kunjokka, a left party worker smokes Malabar beedi, he contributes the same extent to the subsidy to as any rich guy who smokes Malabar Beedi. And the beneficiary can be even a guy who fills gas for his Merc.

Okay, assume the government decides to print notes to make up for the deficit. This will again push up inflation which in turn will hurt the poor more than the rich.

So long as indirect taxes far exceeds direct taxes, so long as subsidy is given blindly for all, subsidy is a mosadi on the poor. There is no better way to keep richer and the poor poorer. And this is precisely what the left wants. Conversely, the left should be the only group in the history of mankind capable of protesting against what in effect are, their own philosophies.

* - this is based on my own understanding of economics.

Public vs Private

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Education, career, love, marriage, having children are all public choices in India. People around the person have more say on these than the concerned person. While abiding by the rules, paying taxes, and following basic discipline are all strictly private choices. Nobody cares if you chase your exam papers, do not pay taxes for years, or flout all traffic rules.

Pk1:My friend completed the masters degree by paying a passing fee of Rs. 2000 per paper in Madras University. I thought about it and said to myself, ‘Okay it’s his choice’.
Pk2:Passing fee is a euphemism.

Office dialogue

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Jai(to me):
Surya voda six packs partheengala?

Me:
Illai… but enakku eppovume three packs dhaan!

Jai:
??

Me:
Sambhar rice, Curd rice, Poriyal - neatly packed in Tupperware!

Jai did not talk to me much for the rest of the day.

PK (pin kurippu): That Surya had salt-less chicken for six months became such a hot news. Enakku matter a purila. Enga office cafeteria la varsha kanakka uppe illama dhaan neraya peru saapidaraanga!! Whats the big deal? :P

The police story

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

I wanted to respond to Karthik’s comment. But I realized that I had pretty strong opinions about the police force in general and wanted to record that as well. This is a blend of my own observations, my experiences being at the receiving end with the police, versions from friends of friends who are in the police department, and readings in the main stream media. Yes, the police story is a story of bad guys in the eyes of the public, but there is lot of apathy and tragedy underneath the obvious.

While I am a vociferous critic of the functioning of the police - be it traffic as well as law and order, I am almost certain that had I joined the police force, I would have been as corrupt a police officer as there are any now. I don’t remember when was the last time the police department got a salary hike. They cannot complain, they cannot protest, and they cannot go on strike. Politicians treat them like shit, the media sees them as jokers, and the public despise them.

I think it would be good starting point to compare the salary a cop draws in US, relative to other professions to what a cop earns as a salary in India. In India, its almost like their ‘mamool’ is factored into their official CTG (Cost to government). Not just the police of course, this holds good for any general state government employee too. But the kind of torture a police man goes through is unbelievable. He is paid a pittance for enduring all the suffering. Which means the society (includes me) expects him to beg, borrow or take bribe to make ends meet. With little legitimate money but with lot of clout, what will one do? Exchange clout for money. Thats precisely what’s happening.

A traffic police constable who stands in searing heat from morning till evening would probably make less than a post man. Check out this article.

What years of state neglect had done to their morale is that now a decent number of them have turned themselves into entrepreneurs out of corrupt money. I personally know one police constable who owns a water tanker lorry. I know because our flat association gets water from him. His monthly salary would be like six thousand rupees IMO. I am guessing that but if a DGP would make around 70K per month, how much a constable would make? Can he run a family, much less a water tanker lorry with six thousand rupees in chennai city?

It’s one thing to read this as condoning whatever they do. On the other hand, I think it would be wrong to just condemn what they do and preach about virtues like honesty, integrity and so on without addressing the underlying issues.

If I had any power, probably I would enhance their pay checks substantially, study how the police function in other countries, revisit the fundamental philosophy of the way a police department should operate in the post-independent India, look for ways and means to infuse professionalism and THEN expect better performance from them. I say about post-independent India, because I feel the Indian bureaucracy in general still suffer from British Raj hangover, in the way they treat their political masters.

I have been taken to police station for wrongs I did not do, and from which I escaped because of my network. I have given ‘mamool’ for the traffic offences I did and did not commit. I loathe them. But to paraphrase a dialogue in Hey Ram, ‘Oru police a ninnu partha dhaan avanga nyayam puriyum’.

Till the state home minister, who is also usually the state chief minister does something fundamental to change the police DNA, its better not to get caught by a police man. Or, have a hundred rupee note handy. If you are a non-tamil, better have a 500 rupee note in hand.

100 Hyundai Accents are good but not sufficient to fundamentally change the police DNA. Without the needed change in the DNA, Hyundai Accents have replaced Willeys jeeps and Ambassadors in dropping school children.

As an after thought, If you know about any good police man, please write, talk about him. Do some word of mouth publicity. That’s the least we can do. It’s not easy to be good and honest in such an environment.

Helmet rules - Chennai version

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Without helmet:

Couples - Allowed
Girl or Girls - Allowed
Guy or guys - Police maama will spot you in half kilometer distance. As you get near, he will walk in the middle of the road with both hands spread wide. Have you played ‘Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi’ ??

Apparently, helmet rule violation is a filtering mechanism. ‘Licence edu, RC engey?, Insurance irukka?…1000Rs. fine kattu’ kind of customer mining will happen at round two.

“Aandavaa police idam irundhu ennai kaapaatru.. thirudargalai naan parthu koligren” nu kathanum pola varum.. aana katha mudiyadhu… unga vasadhikerpa 50 or 100 kuduthutu bathirama veedu poi serunga!

PS: Don’t ever tell them you are working in IT company.

Photowalk project

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008


photowalk-project3.jpg, originally uploaded by expertdabbler.

Here’s one of those shots i liked composition wise - shot during the 8th Chennai photowalk.

Last weekend was my second photowalk in St. Thomas Mount and I thoroughly enjoyed. Kudos to CCG for organising this. I am particularly grateful coz i am one of those guys who like to shoot indoors with objects. I am less of people photographer. Candids are alien to me. This is a good opportunity to learn photographing people in a natural way :)

Personally, one of the pressing/delicate aspects of digital photography was the ethics in post processing.

http://www.scottkelby.com/blog/2007/archives/693

Here we go with mine.

I do:
Crop my photos in Photoshop to make it better composition wise. BTW the above one was not cropped.
Fine tune the brightness/contrast/exposure and black values in RAW format to make it better.
Convert color to BW.

I do not:
Add elements
Remove unwanted elements.
Apply filters.

This photowalk project plus the advantages of post processing has rekindled my interest in photography. I think this blog is gonna see lot more photographs in the days to come.

Self-help lessons from a dosai addict

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Sometimes, life can be like an ‘aari pona’ dosai made of extremely sour batter. ‘Awful! Sucks! Depressing’ all are apt descriptions.

My 2 cents – When in distress, stretch yourself physically. If you are used to walking for 2 km, make it 4. Cycling, Gymming? should be perfect. Yoga should be even better!
If you work for four hours a day, try working six for a change. If you say you work for eight hours a day, try being honest. Probably honesty is all you need to lift your spirits. But yeah, essentially get out of your comfort zone even when you don’t feel like. Like the way your employer pays you even when they do not feel like.

Do this for three days. In three days time, life will be like that hot, crispy, rava dosa dipped in ample chutney at Rathna Cafe. Wonderful!

It worked for me last week.

PS 1: I do not appreciate ‘We tried the Rathna café rava dosai for three days and it was wonderful!’ kinda comment. That’s not what I meant even though that can sometimes lift your spirits temporarily. But life would begin to suck again when that rava dosai gets digested. Beware!

PS 2: Folks who know of better places for better rava dosai in chennai, please let me know. I am sure this information dessimination will lift your spirits for the rest of the day.

Lifestyle, Landmark and Ambani trivias

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Does anyone know the difference between Lifestyle and Wills Lifestyle?

Lifestyle is the retail arm of dubai based Landmark group. Wills Lifestyle is the retail arm of ITC group.
To make matters worse, both have their branches in Citi center :(

BTW, Landmark, as in the Landmark book store founded by Hemu Ramiah, is now a part of the TATA enterprise, Trent ltd.

Aaga motham, Landmark TATA vodadhu, Lifestyle Landmark odadhu, Aana idhu vera adhu vera… bah!
RIL Ambani odadhu. REL - um Ambani odadhu…. Aana idhu vera adhu vera!!

Crazy mohan, visu’s dialogues are easier to understand anyday.

Women and Alcohol

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Check out this story in Outlook

The photograph was the only good thing about the story. I am sure some would shrug it off as that ‘Northie’ thing. ‘Chennai is conservative’ goes the popular refrain. Wrong! People in other parts of the country do whatever they want. People in chennai call themselves conservatives and still do whatever they want, under cover. That’s the difference. I know a lot of folks who drink. Some are women.

I am neither a conservative nor a hypocrite. One reason I can never ever agree is the theory that career minded women drink to ‘relax’ themselves. Huh!
I am concerned about my female friends who drink, especially after reading the doctors’ views in the article.

Paarthu kudinga thaai kulame!

Ellam nera kodumai!!

PS: Be smart enough to use the services of bugmenot, or honest enough to register yourself to read this stuff :)

Green

Sunday, July 13th, 2008


Green, originally uploaded by expertdabbler.

Ha.. i am beginning to like my zoom lens better nowadays.
Thanks to Ganshu who advised me to shoot RAW. And to Keerthi who clarified my doubts on post processing.